Diana's son is getting ready for his first date in a long time when Keiran shows up. Keiran watches in amazement as Diana gives her son some antiquated advice that is sure to leave him with blue-balls by the end of the evening's festivities. Keiran steps in and gives him some words of wisdom that completely fly in the face of everything Diana just said. When Diana's son leaves, Keiran decides to put his advice to good use and turn Diana into his 24th lay of the year.