Diana answers the knock at her door to find Kris, her son's friend. Her son is out playing soccer, but Kris tells her he's there because he went to a strip club the other night and saw an advertisement for a woman named Sylvia Diamond, who looked exactly like her. Diana laughs it off and tells him it must be a mistake. But Kris confirms her identity when he sees the tattoo on the small of her back -- the same tattoo Sylvia Diamond has! Diana admits that she is moonlighting as a stripper, but neither her son nor her husband can never, ever know. The soccer mom ends up letting Kris score to keep his mouth shut. GOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLL!!!!